A man was sitting in the bar in departures at Manchester airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
So he decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty Flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto -
"We love to fly and it shows".

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto -
"Winning the hearts of the world".

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines Motto -
"Going beyond expectations".

The woman looks at him sternly and says -

"What the f*** do you want ?"

"Ah !" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face......."Ryanair".
     

--Last edited by seadog on 2009-10-30 20:11:47 --