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Lovemaking tips for our Senior Members

1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle of the act.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin, in case of heart attack!.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. DO NOT BURN CANDLES. You will need all the oxygen in the room
for yourself!
7.Don't bother with condoms, you won't remember what to do  with them anyway
 
8. Make all the noise you want... the neighbours are deaf too.
 
9. Do not make any appointments for the next few weeks afterwards,  so that your back has time to return to normal!
 
10. Wake up wearing your south wester and oil skins and find it was all a dream !!!

Seadog







 
 
 
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