Towards the end of the golf course, Tom hit his ball into the woods and
> found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball
> back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden . . . POOF!!
In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said,
> "I'm Mother Nature!"
"Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?"
>
> "Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your
> popcorn for the rest of your life; better still, you won't have any
> butter for your toast for the rest of your life ... As a matter of fact,
> you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!"
>
> Then POOF! . . . she was gone!
>
> After Tom recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,
> where are you?"
>
> Fred yells back, "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
>
>
> Tom shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,DON'T SWING!

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Seadog