Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their shopping trolleys round Tesco when they collide at the end of one of the aisles.

The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry 'bout that. I'm looking for my wife and not looking where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her anywhere in here and I'm getting just a little bit annoyed."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.  I've been wandering up and down these aisles for the last hour and I might have seen her.  What does she look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing white shorts, a halter top and no bra.  What does your wife look like?"

The old timer says, "Er... It doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

I think that old timer was me !!!!
Seadog