Subject: FW: ONIONS AND CHRISTMAS TREES

 
 
 

 
 

ONIONS &  CHRISTMAS TREES

A family is at the dinner table. The son  asks his father, 'Dad, how
many kinds of boobs are there?

The  father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of
boobs:

In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50,
they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make  you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the  daughter said,

'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are  there?.

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear,
a man goes through three phases.
In his 20's, his willy is like an oak
tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable.
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas tree?'

'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration
    A bit naughty perhaps!!!
Seadog






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--Last edited by seadog on 2008-11-25 07:51:30 --