A Moslem was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne , Australia .


After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.  

The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Moslem if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by whores than let liquor touch my lips.'

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me too. I didn't realise we had a choice.'